I wish I could punch you in the face.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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