Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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