You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i wish my penis had a tongue
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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