Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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