Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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