it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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