Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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