There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
