Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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