the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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