Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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