Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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