dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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