do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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