i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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