Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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