So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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