fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That accounts for only three of the penises
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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