omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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