Buhtt sex?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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