i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
