She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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