How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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