this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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