yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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