Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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