so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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