I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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