Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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