I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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