I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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