fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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