i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He has the fingertips of a God
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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