what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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