If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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