Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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