Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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