i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
jump out the window naked night went bad
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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