my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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