just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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