Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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