I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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