Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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