shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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