I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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