My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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