He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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