Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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