dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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