i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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