I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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