i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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